About Me


Welcome to my special little corner of the internet. Where I like to explore topics from game theory, TV shows, astrology, and the list goes on. I don’t like to be spared any amount of variety when I write. I’m most interested in spreading the truth, minimizing harm to others with good information, and getting a few laughs if I’m lucky. I started writing as a hobby in high school and things grew from there to here. When I’m not writing I’m at my 9-5 job, making plans to be with family, and making a new spreadsheet to further index all the crap that swirls around my head. 


  • I hate peanut butter and chocolate together, anything Reeses is a violation. 
  • I’m an infamously heavy sleeper among friends and family. You could do firecrackers in the room I’m not waking up. 
  • Even though I’m a bookworm I don’t own a bookshelf. All my dogs are just stacked up against the wall lol. 
  • Everyone, please be nice but I’m an Aqua Sun, Virgo Rising, and Aqua Moon. 
  • I have two chronic illnesses, I’m addicted to caffeine and alone time. 


It’s easy to keep up with me because I tell all my business on Substack.  💀🤣

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